Post by Amanda on Nov 13, 2006 22:44:55 GMT -5
2006 "A Blonde's Year in Review":
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels. .....
Helllloooo!!! .... bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!
March - Got really excited ..... finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months
....box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours .... power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid ..... wrong instructions .... 8 cups
of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June - Tried to
go water skiing .... couldn't find a sloping lake.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition ..... learned later,
the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of my car in rain
storm ..... car swamped
because soft-top was open.
September - The capital of California is "C"..... isn't it???
October - Hate M & M's ..... they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .... instructions said 1 hour
per pound and I weigh 108!!!
December - Couldn't call 9-11....."duh"..... there's no "eleven"
button on the stupid phone!!!
What a year
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels. .....
Helllloooo!!! .... bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!
March - Got really excited ..... finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months
....box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours .... power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid ..... wrong instructions .... 8 cups
of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June - Tried to
go water skiing .... couldn't find a sloping lake.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition ..... learned later,
the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of my car in rain
storm ..... car swamped
because soft-top was open.
September - The capital of California is "C"..... isn't it???
October - Hate M & M's ..... they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .... instructions said 1 hour
per pound and I weigh 108!!!
December - Couldn't call 9-11....."duh"..... there's no "eleven"
button on the stupid phone!!!
What a year